covergirl
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Post by covergirl on Sept 3, 2003 13:22:53 GMT -5
Funny how COBRA Commander didn't have the balls to show up at Dragon Con. I bet he was out getting his nails done....
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Lady Jaye
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Post by Lady Jaye on Sept 3, 2003 14:01:34 GMT -5
Actually, I heard he was getting a facial at the spa.  |
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Post by Barbecue on Sept 3, 2003 14:10:07 GMT -5
I heard someone shot him in the butt, Forrest Gump style.
-laughs-
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covergirl
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Post by covergirl on Sept 3, 2003 14:11:51 GMT -5
"Run Cobra Commander Run"
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Post by Barbecue on Sept 3, 2003 14:52:59 GMT -5
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Post by Softshell on Sept 3, 2003 16:45:57 GMT -5
oh, like that's not photo-shopped... I thought you guys were an "elite" team of "incredibly skilled" individuals for America's last line of defense, that's pretty weak. As for the big CC himself, he's a little busy with his little world domination plan to make himself available to a bunch of fawning Joes wanting his autograph, but we'll try to pencil him in for next year. In the meantime, try to keep Lady Jaye from spearing all the defenseless narwhals.  |
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Post by darthfoley on Sept 3, 2003 18:26:02 GMT -5
Alright, make room.
No seriously...make room...I gotta get my fat rear in here somehow.
Now...I'm not exactly sure how you guys got a hold of the Commander's private picture stash, but I'm glad to see you at least recognize the man's ability.
Faster than an M1 Abrams! More dexterous than Lady Jaye's flagpole grabbing fingers!
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covergirl
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Post by covergirl on Sept 3, 2003 19:34:50 GMT -5
Speaking of the commander's private photo stash...
Did you notice how it was all too easy to infiltrate the Cobra ranks and convert the mindless minions with just the slightest hint of T&A? I think we even documented one snake pledging his conversion to GI JOE on video. I bet the commander would love to see that awsome display of COBRA loyality.
"Yo Joe!"
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Post by darthfoley on Sept 3, 2003 19:41:36 GMT -5
Indeed?
Funny, I saw it more as some Joe lasses who just couldn't keep their hands off COBRA poles....
You know where the power really lies...just admit it to yourselves....
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Lady Jaye
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Post by Lady Jaye on Sept 3, 2003 19:41:38 GMT -5
I'll have you know that my fingers are incredibly swift and dexterous! And I love narwhales, and would never spear them.
However, your color guard leaves quite a bit to be desired, in both the mental and physical departments. He gave up that flag very quickly--at that wasn't even when I had my lace bra on! That man is so whipped that I could use him on my english scones for topping!
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Post by darthfoley on Sept 3, 2003 19:44:42 GMT -5
I'll have you know that my fingers are incredibly swift and dexterous! And I love narwhales, and would never spear them. However, your color guard leaves quite a bit to be desired, in both the mental and physical departments. He gave up that flag very quickly--at that wasn't even when I had my lace bra on! That man is so whipped that I could use him on my english scones for topping! It's the damn eyes! Even a strong willed officer such as myself....those eyes............ *Ahem* Yes, ummm...COBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! |
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Post by Lady Jaye on Sept 3, 2003 20:05:14 GMT -5
*blink* *blink* ;D Missing a flag? |
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Post by darthfoley on Sept 3, 2003 21:05:52 GMT -5
Considering one of the two people who were supposed to guard the flag spent a good bit of Sunday night getting shocked by a cattle prod...probably so. |
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Post by Softshell on Sept 3, 2003 21:15:11 GMT -5
I'll have you know that my fingers are incredibly swift and dexterous! Oh, we know...my how we know... ;D |
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Post by Lady Jaye on Sept 3, 2003 21:26:24 GMT -5
Just ask Covergirl--ya'll have no idea yet! And us Joes could keep our hands off the Cobra poles--it was the flag that we wanted! |
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