Lady Jaye
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Post by Lady Jaye on Jan 26, 2004 16:46:43 GMT -5
*Sets up lawn chair, flower leis, flamingos in camo and turns on Hawaiian music. Gets out tiki glasses and starts mixing the rum based drinks.* "Will that be a daquiri, pina coloda, or sex on the beach, sir?"
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Post by Reaper63 on Jan 26, 2004 18:51:27 GMT -5
I always did like Sex on the beach. But I think I'll have a beer first
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Alli
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Cobra Recruit in Training
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Post by Alli on Jan 26, 2004 21:14:38 GMT -5
*pulls out the fire hose and sprays all the Joes down before running for the paint ball guns*
MUHAHAH!
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Lady Jaye
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Post by Lady Jaye on Jan 26, 2004 21:59:42 GMT -5
What, you want to have a wet t-shirt contest? Why didn't you just ask?
(Of course, the Joes still have you beat there too! Joette's rule!)
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Post by Reaper63 on Jan 26, 2004 22:26:28 GMT -5
Well, as an official judge of the wet t-shirt contest, I'm going to have to get a better look at the contestants.
You don't mind if I borrow your chair and you girls pose for the judges do you?
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Post by darthfoley on Jan 26, 2004 23:18:18 GMT -5
*clonks Hawk and snags binoculars*
*hunkers down for said contest*
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Lady Jaye
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Post by Lady Jaye on Jan 26, 2004 23:39:47 GMT -5
See, peace is always reached through nudity!
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Alli
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Post by Alli on Jan 27, 2004 7:45:28 GMT -5
*goes off to steal some stuff from the joes while they are distracted* ;D
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Hawk
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Post by Hawk on Jan 27, 2004 13:00:02 GMT -5
PINK flamingos? They should be in military camoflage, soldier!
*Looks strangely at Darthfoley as he bats his helmet, then gags as the Cobra yanks the binoculars still around his neck.*
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Post by darthfoley on Jan 27, 2004 18:28:27 GMT -5
*snips binocular cord*
*wonders why the Joettes are so small*
*turns binoculars around*
*sighs contentedly*
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Lady Jaye
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Post by Lady Jaye on Jan 27, 2004 19:37:44 GMT -5
Pardon moi? Small? I think you need to check your binocs, sir! We are thin, yes, but by no means "small"! (Of course, Cobra soldiers also are notorious for their poor vision, which accounts for their poor aim, but that's hardly news.)
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Hawk
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Post by Hawk on Jan 28, 2004 11:35:44 GMT -5
Yes, in accordance with proper military proceedure, all our missions end with a big party.
*Activates the G.I. JOE Battlefield Boombox (TM)*
Hey, we've got a sonnics expert, don't we?
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Stratohead
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"No Hula-Hoop,No Decepticon!"
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Post by Stratohead on Jan 28, 2004 16:25:34 GMT -5
What, you want to have a wet t-shirt contest? Why didn't you just ask? (Of course, the Joes still have you beat there too! Joette's rule!) exactly how? lets see going by active curent mebership...I think we have you beat by 8 breasts( 4 pairs) to 4( 2 pairs )... Manboobies not inculded...
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covergirl
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Not the make-up!
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Post by covergirl on Jan 28, 2004 18:03:59 GMT -5
Didn't anyone ever teach you that it is quality, not quantity that matters?
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Post by Reaper63 on Jan 28, 2004 19:25:09 GMT -5
Can't beat Joe boobs!!!!
Sorry to say.
Joette boobs rock!!!
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