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Post by darthfoley on Jan 28, 2004 20:29:01 GMT -5
Pardon moi? Small? I think you need to check your binocs, sir! We are thin, yes, but by no means "small"! (Of course, Cobra soldiers also are notorious for their poor vision, which accounts for their poor aim, but that's hardly news.) No, see the binoculars were backw... Yes ma'am. Just um...continue please.
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Post by Hawk on Jan 30, 2004 16:09:34 GMT -5
Now, now. According to the Geneva Convention we have to treat the Cobra prisoners with kindness and respect.
No more insulting their current boobie stockpile.
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Post by Lapdance on Feb 17, 2004 18:49:56 GMT -5
Say, why won't this facist website allow me to register with my Cobra rank? I am to be addressed as PRIVATE Lapdance, dangnabit.
Dang dirty GI Joe Facist goody-goodies.
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Post by Reaper63 on Feb 18, 2004 0:28:00 GMT -5
All Cobra have the same Rank here. SLIME!!!!! Enjoy your stay
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Post by Lapdance on Feb 18, 2004 12:42:18 GMT -5
Typical Joe bully tactics.
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Post by Hawk on Feb 18, 2004 13:07:39 GMT -5
We're a government organization. Bullies by definition.
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Post by Reaper63 on Feb 18, 2004 14:18:27 GMT -5
Well, there is that, but some of us like to bully anyway. So it all pays off in the end
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Post by Fleetfang on Feb 18, 2004 14:28:51 GMT -5
I won't insult anyone's boobies, General. Even Cobra's... but as for bullying, those little garter snakes and their cute little matching uniforms make such easy targets!
*kicks Cobra troop and handily catches the lunch money that pops into the air* Yo Joe! The first round of hard grape soda is on ol' CC!
And, hey, by my last count, dont we have THREE pairs of bazookas on the team? Lady Doc has joined up, hasn't she?
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Post by Lady Jaye on Feb 18, 2004 15:29:54 GMT -5
No, we've got four now--Scarlett, Lady Doc, Easy Breezey Beautiful Cover Girl, and Me (Lady Jaye). We need more, of course. A Daina would be great!
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Post by Reaper63 on Feb 18, 2004 19:01:59 GMT -5
The More heavy ordinence we have on the team, the happier this old infantry trooper gets.
YO JOE!!!
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Post by Lapdance on Feb 18, 2004 19:14:03 GMT -5
All these "Yo Joes" after every post. I mean, it's kinda scary. The Pentagon must dole out some se-e-rious brainwashing gonja to you people. "Yo Joe" this. "Yo Joe" that.
"My pants are on fire! Yo Joe!"
"Yo Joe! The disposal is clogged!"
"Without having Cobra around to unjustly vilify, my life is meaningless! YOOO JOE!"
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Post by covergirl on Feb 18, 2004 20:55:50 GMT -5
And I supposed "COBRA retreat..." is a more soothing melody when you're crying like the sore losers you are.
"Yo Joe!"
Jaye - For the record, I hate it when you refer to me as "easy" and "breezy". I'm a soldier dammit, not an airhead.
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Post by Lapdance on Feb 19, 2004 11:37:48 GMT -5
Well....yeah. "Cobra Retreat" does sound rather nice on some occasions. Especially when you sissy marys cheat by using things like...tactics.
BTW, Covergirl...you're awfully cute when you're defensive.
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Post by Fleetfang on Feb 19, 2004 11:55:30 GMT -5
I especially like that tried and true Cobra battleplan of running up to the guys you want to shoot before opening fire. Get's em Every time... ;D
"My shoe's untied! YO JOE!!"
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Post by Hawk on Feb 19, 2004 14:47:00 GMT -5
Team pride is a good thing.
YO JOE!
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