covergirl
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Not the make-up!
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Post by covergirl on Feb 19, 2004 15:16:11 GMT -5
BTW, Covergirl...you're awfully cute when you're defensive. *blushes* Awwhh..thanks. I've distracted the enemy "Yo Joe!"
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Lady Jaye
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Post by Lady Jaye on Feb 19, 2004 17:15:39 GMT -5
Ok, you are no longer "Easy" nor "Breezy". But it's so much damn fun to say!
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Post by Lapdance on Feb 19, 2004 19:09:53 GMT -5
I agree, Lady Jaye. It is certainly fun to say. ;D
The question you should be asking yourself, Covergirl, is...
"Do I have him distracted...or is he distracting me?"
hmmmmm
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covergirl
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Post by covergirl on Feb 19, 2004 19:32:42 GMT -5
I have you distracted. Some other Cobra is distracting me at the moment. Nice try though.
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Post by Lapdance on Feb 19, 2004 20:31:07 GMT -5
So long as Cobra prospers...
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Post by Reaper63 on Feb 19, 2004 23:58:27 GMT -5
but in fact, they don't. While the heavy guns there have been distracting you, with words like easy and breezy, The Male Joes have been tying your shoe laces together and waiting for you to try and run away yelling Cobra Retreat.
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covergirl
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Post by covergirl on Feb 20, 2004 9:15:12 GMT -5
I love it when we work together as a team.
"Yo Joe"
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Post by Lapdance on Feb 20, 2004 11:24:39 GMT -5
Teamwork. Pheh. It's like a giant Goober Convention over here.
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Fleetfang
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Explosive Ordinance Disposal
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Post by Fleetfang on Feb 20, 2004 12:13:29 GMT -5
YEP! I think the main problem ol' CC has in his organization is that he's doing WAY too much subcontracting. I mean, look: Destro... the Dreadnoks... those weird Cobra-La freaks... There's no unity. No loyalty. No teamwork.
I mean, when was the last JOE Civil War? ;D
YoooooOOOOO Joe!
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Hawk
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Post by Hawk on Feb 20, 2004 12:50:11 GMT -5
Weeeeellll to be fair... we HAVE been pitted against the higher generals from time to time....
... And been disbanded occasionally...
... Arrested and thrown in prison...
... I think I'm going to stop now.
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Post by Lapdance on Feb 20, 2004 16:26:32 GMT -5
Hey, knock it off with the Cobra-La talk, okay? The 21st Infantry, as the pre-eminent propaganda wing of Cobra, has repeatedly denied the existence of and verbally carpet bombed the so-called "Cobra-La Theory". If there were such a place, we would have napalmed the whole thing years ago. Cobra is NOT ruled by some raggedy-ass snake-centaur thing. Yech. Talk about wearing yer "Bad Idea" jeans...
Even mentioning this in public should, by all rights, be grounds for civil litigation.
Cobra-La...sheesh...my whole day is ruined now.
COBRA COMMANDER IS NOT A TWELVE EYED GILA MONSTER-LOOKIN'...THING!
He is merely a misunderstood genius.
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Post by Lapdance on Feb 20, 2004 16:32:54 GMT -5
Hey, I got an idea, why don't we talk about yer buddy Falcon? Great hire there, guys. Or Sergeant Slaughter? Or "The Fridge?" Someone in your recruiting department got WAY lazy...
At least when our guy got lazy we had the sense to just build some robots...
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Fleetfang
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Post by Fleetfang on Feb 20, 2004 17:21:37 GMT -5
Hey! You should be glad that Lt. "Sonny" Crock-- I mean, Lt. Falcon joined the Joes... how else would you guys ever get even a shread of hope for some future far-flung victory?
"Someone brought lemon pie! Yo Joe!"
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Post by Lapdance on Feb 20, 2004 19:02:34 GMT -5
Also, I issue you goodie-goodies the following challenge:
Name me a GI Joe vehicle that is anywhere near as pimp as a Trouble Bubble....
Pheh...can't be done.
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Post by Reaper63 on Feb 20, 2004 19:06:11 GMT -5
Original Issue Jet pack, with Laser rifle. And a Grenade Launcher. More mobile then your trouble bubble and alot easier to steer.
Ain't No Lie, I love to Fly!!!
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